SLEPT WITH TWO BUT STILL A VIRGIN

At noon,combing her long shining hair in front of the mirror with a sweet intentional smile on her face,completely lost in the memory of her upcoming wedding.Suddenly,a hard sound of the door bell distracted her mind and leaving all the lovely feelings aroused in her bedroom,she rushed to open the door.As the door was opened,she found a tall,handsome boy with a well maintained physic,holding about a dozen of colourful bedsheets in his hands for sale.

 "Will you take it mam?Just have a glance on it",he said giving a hard stare on her soft face.

"No,I don't need it",she replied.

Boy : Please mam,just see its features.You know,this bedsheet has a unique quality.It reflects light in a completely dark room because of the radium attached in it.If you have no faith on me,I can make a proof of it right now.Would you give me your few minutes

Girl : Ok,Let me see also.

Boy : Where is your bedroom?

Girl : What?bedroom?

Boy : Just want to spread it on the bed to have a complete glance.

Girl : All right,come inside.

Both entered the room and the boy switched off the light after spreading one bedsheet on the bed and also shut the door to have complete darkness in the room.The bedsheet began to shine and some of the lights falling on the girl's face made her look more beautiful.At the very next moment,she noticed that the boy's hands were on her colorful cheeks.All of a sudden,she guessed what the boy was expecting from her.She was shivering,her body temperature got raised,she was breathing very high,her heart beat became faster and faster.Eventually,she could not resist herself falling in his strong arms and she surrendered her mind and body to him and both got intimated.

                After a few minutes,the footsteps of someone on the stairs made the boy frightened and where he disappeared in the darkness,the girl could not judge it still lying on the bed.As the sound of footsteps came nearer and nearer,she was confused whether he was the salesman returning back or someone else was coming.In this confusion,she switched on the lights but got stunned to see that the man in front of her was her renter living on the top floor.She got embarrassed but she was unaware of the fact that the renter also kept a feeling for her.After seeing the circumstances,the renter speculated the whole incident and he also wanted to take an advantage of her mistake.Getting emotionally blackmailed by him,she was compelled to get laid with him also.In half an hour,she got intimated twice with the two strangers."Oh my god!Another footsteps?What is happening with me today",she shouted.This time,it was the footsteps of her fiance who was coming to meet him privately after knowing that her parents had gone out of station and she was all alone in her house.As his footsteps were moving ahead towards her bedroom,the girl kept murmuring,"Please god,please,save me!How would i face my fiance in this situation"Save me,save me,save me..........continued murmuring these words and the very next moment,she found herself lying on the floor.Her eyes were full of tears and suddenly,she checked her body."I am still a virgin.I can't believe it.Thank god,it was only a dream.I have been saved from committing a great sin.

DEV ANAND'S MARRIAGE AND AFFAIRS

                                             DEV ANAND

• MARRIAGE    

      WITH KALPANA KARTIK


     

In one midnight in 1954,on the sets of film 'Taxi Driver',the cameraman was told to shut off the lights.Suddenly,the hero of the film holding the hand of the heroine,took her to the art room and they both exchanged their rings in the presence of marriage registrar and became husband-wife forever.This incident was not a part of that film but a real life story and the man who created  this whole unplanned scenario was evergreen actor Dev Anand and the lady was legend actress Kalpana Kartik.Her real name is Mona Singh.They kept their marriage secret for about a week and her parents came to know about it after 10-12 days.But they responded positively to their marriage.Afterwards,their marriage faced a lot of ups and downs but both managed to live together sharing the same roof till date but she do not take any interest in his public life.

• AFFAIRS

         WITH SURAIYA                                                                  

Dev Anand has always been famous for his before and after marriage affairs.He is a kind of person who easily got carried away romantically on any sweet proposal from beautiful and attractive ladies in his young ages.But among so many ladies in his life,reknowned singer-actress SURAIYA was his passionated true love.They did seven films together and their love story got revealed publicly during the shooting of film 'Afsar'.Both loved each other madly and tried hard to get married but their different religions created a great rift between them.Suraiya's maternal grandmother was dogmatically against their marriage and she threatened Suraiya that if she would marry with Dev,she will kill herself.Though Suraiya's mother was sympathetic towards their love but the grandmother had a strong influence on her.So,for the sake of her grandmother,she decided to get separated with Dev forever.Before departing,both arranged a last private meeting on the top most floor of her apartment and after meeting,both cried like a child for more than few minutes hugging each other.Suraiya also threw the ring gifted by Dev along the seaside.She remained a spinster throughout her life.She died on 31 Jan,2004 at the age of 75.Untill her death,she lived in her apartment on Marine Drive in Mumbai.


        WITH ZEENAT AMAN





   
Departing from suraiya,Dev was completely shattered and wanted to end his life but was saved by his brother Chetan Anand.He made him realize the importance of his career more than his love.Further moving ahead towards his career,Dev found hot and sexy actress ZEENAT AMAN.Influenced by her talent and beauty,he gave another chance to his heart to beat for another lady.He was all set to propose her.One night,he asked her to go out on a date with him,she agreed but insisted to go to a party the same very night before going on a date and both went to the party.But in the party,Zeenat's real face became visible to Dev.Actually,he saw actor -director Raj Kapoor flirting with Zeenat in a drunken mood and embracing her greedly.But the worst part of this incident was that Zeenat also responded to him in the same fashion infront of Dev.This struck Dev a lot and he said good-bye to this relation with a heavy heart.


          PUPPY LOVE AFFAIRS



Apart from two serious love affairs with two reknowned actresses,Dev Anand had gone through many crushes on so many ladies.His first ever crush of his life in his teen ages was on his history professor's daughter whom he never dared to propose.Another was his almost affair with a Czech interpreter which made her wife furious.There was also an on-off relation with an Irish student at Cambridge while she was working as a cleaner in his Swiss Hotel.He also shared a room with Marlon Brando's assistant in France.The news of his long-standing affair with niece of a famous star was also rumoured.Another was with  Air India Stewardess and many more like this............Above all affairs,the most sensational was that he and the famous actor Guru Dut slept with the same woman but her name was not revealed.

CHAMPAKLAL AND ROOPMATI IN A DARK ROOM

Champak Lal was a man who didn't like women.That's why,he never married with anyone.He was all alone in his life.By profession,he was a teacher and used to go for teaching sharp at 10'oclock and would returned to his home by 5'o clock.Though he did not like women but as he was a bachelor,so for his convenience,he had kept a  handmaid servant named "ROOPMATI" for his household works.Roopmati was also aware of his nature.That's why,she too maintained a distance from her owner and didn't talk with him much.They had never any informal conversation.One day when Roopmati was about to leave after finishing her work,she found her owner Champak Lal arriving at 3 p.m.She got surprised because he had never ever returned to his home so early during her work span.Ignoring him casually,Roopmati stepped towards the main door.Suddenly,he stopped her.

                                               

Champak : Roopmati,Come and have a sit here(pointing his fingers towards the bed).I have to say something to you.

(Roopmati was shocked at his behaviour.But she went near him and sat on the bed.)

Champak : Go and drop the folded curtain please.

(Roopmati did it with a fearful mind and sat againn on the bed.)

Champak : Oh,lights are coming through the window.Please close it.

(Roopmati did it hesitatingly,then again sat on the bed.)

Champak : Oh god,you forgot to shut the door.Comeon,do it hurry.

(Roopmati was very scared but somehow she managed to do it.)

Champak : Could you do one last favour?Switch off the lights also.

(This time Roopmati was damn sure that something wrong was going on in her owner's mind.But afterall,what could she do as she was his servant and could not dare to disobey his orders.So,she did it also.)

After having the lights gone off,the room was complete dark and in the darkness,champak moved his hand excitedly towards Roopmati's face and said,"Just see see,how much this radium in my wrist watch is shining in the darkness."As soon as she heard these words,she laughed very loudly.

PULL THE CHAIR BEFORE SITTING ON IT

Pranks are just like an energetic capsule in todays tiresome and busy life.Although for a few minutes but it really make us laugh and give some relief to our highly scheduled mind.Pranksters enjoy making fun of others avoiding the consequences they have to face later on.As big a prank,much bigger the risk and so are the bigger guts needed to tolerate the consequences.Among thousands of pranks happening daily around us,Pulling the chair is one of the common in an uncommon way.Have you tried it ever?If yes,then you must be smiling right now remembering that exciting scene and the consequences faced after that funny incident.I have also done it once and never got courage to repeat it again till now.Though enjoyed very much and made others the same but the scenario created just after that is unforgettable for all the members present there.Actually,i had not done it myself but manipulated my brother to do this,played smart game behind the curtain,but sorry for that poor boy for facing its violent consequences alone.Regardless the fact,i would love to store courage and make my mind to go for another chance.If anyone who is still detached from this funky prank,try at least once.Believe me,that day will become unforgettable for you and please share your experiences with me after doing this prank to anyone.

LET'S SEE HOW LONG A BEDRIDDEN WORLD IS GOING TO SURVIVE

    
A bedridden 80+ old man showing all the symptoms for his death for sure.His eyesight has become poor,skins are hanging on his bone,complexion has been faded up,digestive system has become weak,a forgetful mind with fogged memories but he still wants to remain alive,not willing to leave this world.But who can dare to make him understand that the world for which his temptations are so high,is itself in danger.Its conditions has become as worse as that of the bedridden old man who don't want to loose his existence but he can't help him out.It's a bitter truth that like others,he is also going to die one day.But it is not sure that if he will die prior to world or along with the world.Because a strong prediction by the scientists that the world is going to end by 2012 has shaken everyone's mind and heart.People are not ready to believe that they would not be a part of this world just a few years later.But they can't deny the fact that they themselves are more responsible for all this to happen.Their deliberate ignorance towards nature has created a disruption in the balance of the environment which has resulted in frequently occurring natural disasters.
     
Everywhere,we are seeing its consequences in the form of floods,droughts,fires,hurricanes,extreme rise and fall in temperatures,earthquakes e.t.c........So,there is no harm in saying that the world has grown old and anytime,it can die its own death.Let's see how long this bedridden world is going to survive??

AN UNSATISFIED FATHER

Once upon a time,there was a father who always used to scold his son on small matters.If even his son has done something praiseworthy,he never gives him compliment.He always says to him,"Do something much better than it,you could have done but you have not given your hundred percent effort.Try hard further."Every time his father told these sentences,each time he get more frustrated and tried his level best for the next time.His ears were eager to hear a single praise by his father but he never got success to make his father happy.

          One day,as usual,again his father discouraged him through his statements and this time,the son became so furious that he made up his mind to kill his unsatisfied father.That day,he was waiting eagerly for the night to come.When it was 12 o'clock in the midnight,he left his bed and rushed to the kitchen silently.He took the sharp knife which her mother used to cut vegetables.Then he moved towards his father's room.His hands were shivering but he was all about sure to assault his father.Suddenly he noticed two voices whispering in the darkness-

 first voice-  "Why are you always been so rude to him,it would let his moral down.You don't love him.Plz don't do that.After all,he is our only son."                                                 

 second voice-  "No dear,you are wrong.I love my son more than my life.But if i will begin to praise on his success,ego could dominate his mind and he can be deviated from his path.I know,he is very talented and i m proud to have a son like him."

These were the voices of his father and mother.After hearing this,he pulled his footsteps back to his room and kept weeping the whole night.

DATE WITH YOUR FATE

Love is a natural and instinct phenomenon happening in almost everyone's life,atleast once throughout his whole journey.And it has always been a fashion to date with your love whether you love him/her truly or not.Now a days,it has become more like a routine for the lovers.But have you ever been in love with your fate? Most probably,yes!! No one in this world who do not love their fate and equally,they too,wish to be loved by their fate.Then you must have dated with it,though in your mind,not practically............how many times?? five-no,ten-na,hundred-nah,countless-yes!And how many times u get success and betrayal respectively in this love?As a matter of fact,if u succeed with your fate,then it's ok,no need to talk about it further.But as far as the matter of betrayal is concerned,it never starts from your side.Whether you are a person of positive or negative mentality,your love for your fate is every time positive.On your part,you always remain loyal and optimistic towards it.However,it is your fate who always betray you,plays a game of hide and seek with you,plays with your emotions and at last leaves you at that corner of  life which u have never expected.Nevertheless,being a true lover,again u wait for it standing on that very corner.

WHAT WOULD U DO..................

  
One morning,u wake up leaving behind ur dreamy night and suddenly u find that ur sex has been changed,means if u r a boy,u have turned into a girl and if u r a girl,u have got all the physical qualities of a boy,then what would u do??

WHAT ARE UR VIEWS ................

  
People often used to say that tall persons have their mind in their knees.What are ur views for this statement??(Tall persons,please don't mind)

WITH WHOM AND WHY..................

 
                              
 
If two men,the one is heavily drunken and the other is mad begin a fight between them regarding their superiority and u r told to take anyone's favour.With whom,u will go for and why??

BOLO BOLO TELL TELL .................

Suppose u madly fall in love with a girl and finally u get married with her.After one month of ur marriage,u came to know that she is ur younger sister whom u lost earlier in ur childhood in KUMBH MELA.Then what would be ur reaction towards that girl,towards ur family and towards the whole society??Mind it if u r going to say that"I will leave that girl",then she will commit a suicide.

DILIP KUMAR MARRIAGE AND AFFAIRS

                                         DILIP KUMAR

•  MARRIAGES

        WITH SAIRA BANU
           

       After getting failure in his efforts to be married with his beloved ones,the tragedy king of the indian cinema,DILIP KUMAR alias Mohammad Yousuf khan opted the bubbly actress SAIRA BANU,daughter of actress Naseem Banu and film producer Milan Ehsan-ul-haq to be his life partner.They got married on october 11,1966.This marriage created a sensation first time ever in the film industries as a man of 44 years old had chosen a girl of only 22 years old who looked more like a kid infront of him.But on the contrary,this kid had also a sizzling past in the name of actor Rajendra Kumar whom she desperately wanted to marry before marrying with Dilip Kumar.But as Rajendra Kumar was already a married man so Saira's mother,not in favour of their marriage persuaded Dilip to marry with her daughter and ultimately he did not let her mother down.

       WITH ASMA   

         

Though Saira was pretty,sweet,charming,beautiful and bubbly but these attributes were not enough to hold a man like Dilip Kumar for longer in her life and he got deviated from his married life and fall into the arms of a hyderabadi beauty ASMA.Attracted by her looks,Dilip married with Asma in 1980.As we all know,Saira was almost half in age of Dilip,so,might be her innonence,and immature behaviour towards a very matured and an experienced person came in between their relationship.However,his second marriage also brokeup as soon as he realized that Asma was cheating him by disclosing all his secrets to the press alongwith her former husband.In the mean time,Saira also kept forcing Dilip to give divorce to either of them and choose the better one between the two.Now as Dilip had broken all his relations with Asma,he had no other option inspite of returning back to Saira.Afterwards,they lived happily ever and yet,they make a great couple.

• AFFAIRS

       WITH KAMINI KAUSHAL
     

Much before his marriage with Saira,Dilip lost his heart for the first time in his life for the reknowned actress Kamini Kaushal.Their romance started on the set of 'Shaheed'(1948) and soon they were planning to get married but Kamini's brother who was in army played the role of villain in their love story.One day,he threatened Dilip to break all his connections with Kamini by showing a pistol to him.It was also not possible for Kamini to rise against her family as she was already married to her late sister's husband,Mr.Sood,only for the sake of looking after the child which she left behind her.Therefore,to keep her promise alive which she gave to her dying sister,Kamini killed all her feelings towards Dilip and buried it somewhere deep in the bottom of her broken heart and so did dilip too.

      WITH MADHUBALA
  

After the break up with Kamini Kaushal,Dilip found the most beautiful and valentine lady MADHUBALA,daughter of Attaulah Khan to fill the space of his solitude heart.They both had almost made up their mind to devote their whole life to each other through wedlock but once again,luck betrayed him and his love could not reach to its destiny.Finally,they departed.The main reason for their breakup was a controversial court case filed by the director B.R Chopra against her on refusal of doing outdoor shootings for the signed film 'Naya Daur' in which Dilip testified against her.It is said that it was her father who played a tricky role behind the curtain to separate these two love birds because of his possessiveness towards his daughter as she was the only breadwinner for his family.After this incidence,Madhubala was so distressesd that she married actor cum singer Kishore Kumar in 1960 at the age of 27 years to show her resentment towards Dilip Kumar but the fact was that she loved Dilip till the last breath of her life.Dilip was her true love.However she dated a lot of men in her life.The first one was her childhood friend Latif,then director Kidar Sharma,director Kamal Amrohi followed by the actor Premnath.She was also proposed by three men of film industries.They were Bharat Bhushan,Pradeep Kumar and Kishore Kumar.Though she had chosen Kishore to be her life partner but he never proved to be a perfect husband .Due to a serious heart ailment,she was left alone by her husband during her critical conditions in the last few years of her life.Unfortunately,she left this world on a Sunday Morning of Feb 23,1969 when she was just 36 years old.

       WITH VYJYANTIMALA
   

Dilip had done almost six movies with the brilliant actress and dancer VYJYANTIMALA.So,having done successive films,people started to link them romantically.But both always denied about their affairs and told it only an allegation.Her name was also linked with the showman superstar Raj Kapoor which also she never accepted publicly and eventually married with Dr. Chamanlal Bali,a personal physician of Raj Kapoor and further moved to Chennai putting an end to her carrer.